Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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