you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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