Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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