thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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