There is no way he is gay with that hair.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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