problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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