Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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