i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
