Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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