Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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