That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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