I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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