Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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