will power is for people who don't want to get laid
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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