I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
