I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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