I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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