They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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