Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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