Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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