the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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