Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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