yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
