just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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