do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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