just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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