I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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