lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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