When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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