Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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