I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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