I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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