I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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