thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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