i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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