Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think my moral compass just broke
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