i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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