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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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