So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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