is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize