Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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