So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
