Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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