I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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