She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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