Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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