You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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