so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
