i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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