Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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