you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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