It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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