who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I AM VODKA MAN
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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