you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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