one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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