What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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