i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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