Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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