Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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