Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
