you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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